jeff 'hemos' bates' Journal

A friend of mine and I were e-mailing about how this was the first stock bubble in which the losers (at the high end) still drove away Mercedes. I've pasted in my reply to part of the e-mail, but wanted to expand on it more. I think that most of the people who got out early were the smart people - the ones who could see the hammer coming, and that's why they sold everything they had. Anyway, see below for more:

"Right; I do think that a number of the founders did reasonably well, although many of them that got into bed with VCs ended up having a much smaller pie then anticipated. I think it'd be very interesting to try and rate where founders of companies were went they went public to where they are now - be one helluva of a story. Especially if you could compare it with management teams that were brought in later by VCs or when the company was public and such.

Perhaps it's uncaring on my part - or perhaps it's a reflection of growing in a different time, but I actually do not feel much sympathy for people in this situation. Yes, it's a sucky situation, and one like the stock market that there's a lot of blame to go around - but I think the bottomline is that people need to take responsibility for what they see around them. I think this is one of those cases where having a history degree, as in my case, makes you take a long, broad, general view of things, and my long, broad, general view was that this was a bubble the like of which would be written along side the Railroad Bubble, South Sea, Tulipmania, and the others. And in the case of the stock market, even though companies were falsifying data, I still believe that people were too willing to pull the wool done over their own eyes because greed is integrated into what we are now. I mean, honestly, looking at Enron's numbers before hand - the warning signs were there. There were smart people questioning it - it's like GE now. Sure, still a decent company underneath it all, but there's too much cloudiness in their finance group to have me touch that with a 10 foot pole.

My builder and I were talking about this last summer. He left equities in the late 90s, because he said he didn't understand. He knows about building houses, and selling them, and that's where he places his money. I think that the population has gotten too fixated on equities market, and forgotten what's around them, like starting their own business, expanding their own business. Too much emphasis on short term gain."

I've gotten a number of e-mails from this guy at this point, but this one....wow...

"To:

Money will be paid for more exposure of our prime initiative and

sponsorship, which is called Matrix 4 by the Central Intelligence Agency.

We will provide kind and hard working people with the amount of

$1200 if what is listed in this document is posted to 30 newsgroups or

websites.

Please support us and Kevin's hard work by allowing our intelligence

information to reach massive amounts of people that can and will be recruited

into the Matrix 4 network.

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To receive this money immediately via FedEx, please send a letter mailed to

the Central Intelligence Agency stating which newsgroups or websites that you

posted to, to the following address:

Central Intelligence Agency

Matrix 4 recruitment and advertisement department.

Office of Public Affairs

Washington, D.C. 20505

If multiple groups of 30 websites or newsgroups are posted to, we will

double and triple et cetera the funds mailed to you urgently.

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All of what is below was written by Kevin Nadeau (shampoo).

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The God Joke

God spoke to me and said; Kevin there is going to be a flood so build a boat. So I looked outside and I saw that all of the snow was melting and I immediately built a boat. Then God spoke to me and told me to put all of the animals in the world into the boat. So I put myself in the boat and thought of all of the animals in the world and then I had all of the animals in the boat in my mind.

God said; Kevin, your ingenious and you indeed put all of the animals into the boat and you own the matrix.

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turn on a light and die.

my uncles’ cousins' secret nephew

pop junk and die.

start an Armageddon with a pencil.

start a holocaust with a crayon.

Start a racial cleansing with pocket lint.

put the peter in the pipe and puff it.

They got an in-house one and an out-house one. What do you want? The out-house one? You want the poop?

The loogers. (booger-loogies)

imaging a bull poop ... patty... patty cake , bakers' man.

Time, yeah that’s plentiful. You know what people need? they need less time.

Don’t hate me because I am rich and the richest. Your poor and I hate you.

And with regards to the above, I have more capacity than you and I will give you some.

fame yeah, you know what goes along with fame, that’s right being poor.

I don’t like to belittle people with weight problems, but if your fat your just obscene.

I’m gonna throw up, poop and piss and then comb my hair.

beautiful, pretty, lovely dirty dirty water.

fruity people, fruity.. they probably like water

advantage.... its about getting an edge and cutting yourself up

3 things at once is what I am going to do. That’s right, I’m gonna wright a book and put 3 words at the beginning.

its like turn on your stereo and blow out your eyeballs.

this will go and go and go... and you know what it will stop right now.

I’ll tell you what different is about - different is about being the same.

you think I’m a psychiatrist? well I’m not. so call me one and see that I am one.

A skunk yeah you smell it, it will probably smell like a flower.

I like cups you know.. I like mugs, I like your d-cups, I’d like a couple more.

I like door knobs I think they are knobby, kneel on that.

I got a nice stereo system, you know music soothes my ears. this is what I wanna do, I want to turn it off

I’m happy, always getting happier, everyday I’m more and more happy. this is the pinnacle of being happy. I'm mad.

I’m getting happy, happy is what I feel, very happy now, I’m extremely happy. I’m happy.

ok so I have a wall and a chair and wood. Would you like to buy "wallchairwood"?

I've done a few things in my life. You can count them if you wish - on three fingers.

well this is what I think people are putting up the bum. yeap their giving the poor man a home.

you know its best to come out of your closet one day or another, you know - its the first day of school they might teach you something that's happy.

self contained - you gotta contain yourself?!.. heres what to do: let it go.

here I go, yeah there I go. wherever I go who knows NOBODY knows. now this is what I’m gonna do, I’m

gonna tell you where to go.

it keeps me happy, it keeps you happy. you know what I think? these people are hAAppy people

so I need to tell something to people, and they need to hear something from me.. so this is what I’m gonna do.. I’m gonna tell them nothing.

so people eat, that’s what they do.. the next things they do is pop pills.

beautiful things.. beautiful people.. people are beautiful just like a pretty flower.

I have a social problem. I wasn't good in that class

so that thing you got.. it just pumps it right out doesn't it.

so that thing you got.. it just pumps it on out doesn't it.

so that thing you got is just pullin’ it right in isn't it?

its boring to have nothing that changes. well what if it changed? .. what if it didn't ?

you know something? I have 2 cans, this is what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna can it.

I had a loved rabbit and I accidentally broke its leg, and I had 4 turtles for 15 years and then I dumped my turtles in the lake - I loved them all dearly. What am I gonna do when I get a girl friend.. ya know..

maybe put her on an island and then dump her in the pool.

don’t be a thrower with me. I wouldn't want to be a thrower you thrower.

your a pumper puller and a thrower.. don’t be a pumper puller

don’t be a chalker... don’t be a chalk puller, chalker puller

how about a chalk-shot.

chalk-shotter

I've got a new invention everybody its a rail filler train pumper.

Your mother is a blow-thrower.

ever seen a paper shooter?

you ever seen a bit blower

how bout a bit conscrewer.

sinker descender

its not bad to jump right in and be a molester.

how about you get some of that too. how about being a skater or a rail rider.

don’t be tweeter, bummer or shitter and don’t be mother.

this is what i want you to do, live your life alone - kill yourself.

thoughts go in 1 end and then out the other and then they go to someone’s end and then go to another

we want world peace world peace, this what we want; we want world war now.

touch me the wrong way, she’s gonna feel you, she’s gonna know it was there.

you think I’m bi-polar or tri polar? you wanna see 4 poles I got 2 holes :)

i got a story to tell you, its about fame, and you know what goes along with fame, yeah - fame and... fame

and people that are famous and you know what goes along those people - the movies. People that go to

movies go to movies buy movie tickets.! that’s all you needed to know about fame.

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vapor matrix not a halo matrix.

its the small things that make the big things. big things do not make small things. its the small things that

matter.

slang: its combinations of words to make a formulated sentence -- best to make one some people

understand. Its combinations of words (you don’t know how to do that!?)

sperm bank auction

genetically modified flowers.

egg bank auction.

satellite laser brush cut for fire fighting and fire fighting with liquid nitrogen.

weird fuckin' shit man, c’mon gimmie a break. a kit kat :)

damnpoo.

flat SHOE.

chicken poo

elephant shoe

toilet = poop pot

Blast the poop into the toilet with the piss and shit and blow chunks into the toilet and then run out of toilet paper still with a full poop blow to go and hop all the way to the next washroom and blow chunks out the bum on the way there and WIPE the bum and then blow chunks from the rectum onto the carpet.

Imagine if you had fruit and soup poop?

I have a *BIG* problem with people and it is that people poop.

you know what you can put in your nostril? THATS RIIGHT - YOU CAN PUT ANYTHING YOU WANT IN THERE!!

"I got tomatoes in my FRUIT basket!".

I put potato in my salad, strawberries and more importantly a watermelon.

I put jam on my zucchini.

Do you put alcohol in your mouth? I put it in my drink.

Put mosquitoes in your tent.

put it up the hole riiGHT? :)

Thinking outside the box. – big deal and low key

Thinking above the perspective – that’s a higher key.

Thinking about the perspective and thinking around the perspective. Gathering intelligence of the perspective and it’s surroundings and thinking surpassing the perspective and the surroundings of it and moving beyond the perspective and all surroundings to know more. – that’s keeping it real.

Know a few things and know them very well and then know a little bit about everything and then you will be highly knowledgeable for your intelligence to present the known things to others while maintaining sanity.

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It is certainly to your benefit to free the time needed to read this article entirely.

My name is M.C. Shampoo.

This message is for Matrix 4 people from myself: Shoutouts to Fame, Plink, Forensic, Imbul, E-or, Heidi, Chrystal, Amy and Marie. Good work :)

Since I started posting MANY posts on Usenet in the newsgroups I got quite a response. People wanted to know about Matrix 4 and how it works and so on. On Earth, as humans or dogs or whatever - we live within a computer and this is known by few, but there are fond observers of the movie "The Matrix" that will often proclaim that we live in a Matrix.

The fact of the mater is that we are on a grid with about a 1.8' separation in width and height. Now; obviously it is not a subatomic grid, but it is routable by the reality administrators of Earth. The problem with it is that this Matrix that we live in called Earth (or "Matrix 4") is built for many people to live within (6 billion people or so, right?) so the grid is not on a subatomic level - it is of a lesser density for more efficient use of resources to handle more people.

It is hard to move things around within Matrix 4. For instance: If you want to “beam” (the proper term is called “move”) from one point to another on the planet through the Matrix 4 network, there is a good chance 5 inches of your floor will come with you. :|

Now: for my main introduction, these people that have read the newsgroups which were heavily cross-posted by me saw what I wrote about the reality that we live within. Within the past 3 weeks, I already have had 3 new recruits that have been forwarded to me and 2 of which I have acquired in Matrix 4 (Amy and Chrystal - damn she's hot).

The Matrix we live in on Earth is called "Matrix 4". It is not called simply "The Matrix". Matrix 4 people and members as listed above in my shoutout are able to have sex in their dreams, are able to have board room discussions while asleep, or simply sit under a shade tree and caress all night in love until the alarm clock goes off or until we wake up. We can even feel the wind in our hair, taste, smell, see, hear, and feel a heightened state of reality in our sleep. It is a peaceful thing. The "shoutouts", including myself, Shampoo, have a peaceful life. Contrary to the movie "The Matrix" we can not be killed while on Earth even with a machine gun.... believe me, as Shampoo, I know all too well of people shooting at me. :)

The Matrix 4 network looks like this. There is myself, "Shampoo", as high command, then second in command is Fame, then Plink as 3rd command, then at the "4th of heights" is my bride to be (and soon to be the mother of my child): Forensic and my fond friend Imbul.

At the "5th of heights we have E-or, Heidi (with a big mind) and Chrystal. Chrystal is on my love list as #2 after Forensic due to being "clingy" and she is 17. Last but not least, the "6th of heights" is Marie and Amy – whom is 16 years old. The "6th of heights" are new recruits from the newsgroups.

So myself, Shampoo, is the only male in Matrix 4 and females perform all of the high command tasks. The tasks include things like cybersex which we call “neuro-sex” which engages the mind and the central nervous system to synchronize orgasms within the matrix 4 network while being awake. We experience the real deal, real sex, in our sleep.

We are all around 15-27 years old in Matrix 4. Anyways, I’m 22 and from Canada. My real name is Kevin. I do not work for the government and I am a “normal” (yeah right) citizen of Earth as are all other Matrix 4 members.

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Biographies:

The Amy Biography:

Amy is 16 but feels like 40. I have personally felt like 35 since I was 15. She is mature and very proper. Very careful to not get into trouble and is great to neuro-sex with. Although young, she is definitely not foolish and is worthy to a high degree of being in Matrix 4.

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The Marie Biography:

Marie is new to Matrix 4 and we are still under revision of her.

She has blonde, almost golden blonde hair and she is a very good French kisser.

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The Fame Biography:

Fame is defined as: “A tool for few to use”.

While being closest to the top of the matrix other than myself, she is a Portuguese woman. She is 24 and has dark brown, to the point of almost black hair. She is tall, physically fit and is most notably known to be behind “closed doors” with me doing something naughty. I contemplated having a child with her but these days I am thinking that it is best not to have more than 1 child to spoil and teach about life so I have since canceled that contract with her. Her talents and speech are a key asset and she is very sure of herself on the outside but very unsure of herself on the inside and is somewhat lost at times from my point of view. Fame has a nice figure and is in desire of Chevrolet Tahoe’s that are modified. While being the highest rank other than myself, at the 2nd position she is well worthy of her rank due to her capabilities to twist minds around and bring people into a world that is of unrivaled peace and then she has the capability to bring that peace into the atmosphere of only to be for her benefit when it is assumed to be destined to be for other peoples benefit as it would appear by her speech. For instance (this is just a simple unquoted example of what she could do) She would say “love is good for us and we both need love, in fact, strong love - so I’ll be in love with myself only”.

Her famous quote: “its not that bad” usually stated during times of war or things being overwhelming in the minds of all matrix 4 members.

Mentally stable and psychologically fit, she has vast degrees of power to seduce, stimulate and be “lady-like”, while in all aspects of her atmosphere, style and presence she seems to me to be more like a male military general. When she wants things to move, they get moved. I trust fame with all that is right and all that is wrong to always make the proper decision. Fame has been in the Matrix the longest of all people 2nd to me. She has been in the matrix for well over a year and I have known her for that same amount of time.

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The plink biography:

Plink is defined as: “The sea”.

Too hot to talk about now. :|

Ok I’ll try. She is the first person that I felt sexual feeling with while asleep. A short blonde with a small pussy and style beyond all recognition, even with glasses this shit is hot. Plink and I hold the present record of 3 orgasms synchronized in less than 1.5 hours. Some of the other females call her boink or silly names in jealousy. I call her boink just to get a rise out of her. She has a vast recollection capability and has the capability to handle a high degree of stress. Her mind can focus on a broader area than the people in the 4th of heights. She can approach things from many angles and can come up with more things to say and this is crucial in matrix 4. She was promoted to the 3rd rank after review of her intelligence level and is well deserving her rank.

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The Shampoo biography:

Shampoo is defined as: “The seed of all”.

I, on the other hand, have been involved with the operators of the matrix for about 3 years, but not formally involved with Matrix 4 for the entire 3 years. I’ll drive an 88-95 Jeep Cherokee with Cerwin Vega bass with equal mid-bass and treble as there is bass to not be “bass heavy”. I am obviously not a bass head. The Jeep Cherokee (or the final version of the Wagoneer, which is basically a Cherokee) would need to have roof racks removed and be painted Dodge Viper GTS blue with off-road lights with Holstein cow seat covers. I live to see love and peace within the matrix 4 network. My fond desires include reminiscing about life with Forensic as my top priority and listening to music in my 4.2 kilowatt sound studio called “Studio C”. I am an audiophile and listen to music almost every waking hour of my life in my sound studio. Where I work and listen to music is almost perfectly within the soundstage (which is where the sound frequencies are focused upon from the speakers). I have extensive UNIX skills, which include the ability to proficiently administrate FreeBSD, Linux or Sun Solaris servers. I was the former CEO of an Internet service provider company that primarily dealt with selling UNIX shell accounts on redundant servers colocated on the East and west coast of America. I was in business since I was 15 years old until I was in the later part of being 19 years old. My company was called Digital Web Communications and serviced approximately 400 Internet Relay Chat (IRC) “bots” (artificially intelligent chat management programs). My company provided, as a free public service, a DalNet IRC server to manage communication sessions for around 4000 users at all times of the day to utilize. The server was named shiva.dal.net. I’m 22, a natural brunette, and very frisky when under the presence of the right female. My latest statement to the girls would be something like “Lets play in full”. I am often considered the super intelligent super computer of minds.

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The Chrystal biography:

Love at first site for me and Chrystal. A shorty and a longer haired brunette with style. Very able to mingle with things much older than her like forensic and myself. She in part, but not fully, fucked her way to a higher rank from the 6th of heights to the 5th of heights in 2 weeks, but that’s not the full truth. She is able to maintain high communications skills and is the matrix 4 public relations director, so is more than worthy of her promotion.

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The Heidi biography:

Her main asset to matrix 4 is her vast and unrivaled by many people remembering capability. Heidi is a light haired brunette with shorter hair and she is quite a sexy type of person. A very capable woman, Heidi can spread her legs wide enough to allow her to be here (rofl). I know by now your thinking matrix 4 is a sex game – haha, your right! Heidi and me need to spend more time together to get to know each other, and this is real disdainful. We need to play in full for sure :)

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The Imbol biography:

Very daring, a highly intelligent blonde, Imbol is not shy about her use of words – she will even tell myself to fuck off at times which is a “little” daring since she is of the 5th of heights, but she is well worthy of using profane language to express herself but at times it is over-kill. She is wild in bed and something that is hard for me to resist (my tongue is in my cheek cuz I cant). She has the ability to approach myself, or even someone of lesser power on an equal level and friend-style level, and this makes people feel comfortable. Imagine having a boss you can say “fuck off “ to and get away with it, because it was justified – we’re working on her language management skills and I don’t think she is quite ready for the media to be speaking to her at the mic yet – they might get told where to go .:)

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The E-or biography:

E-or is defined as “the wide space”.

E-or taught me about sex and was the first person I was able to penetrate fully in matrix 4 while asleep. E-or is newer to us and we are intrigued by her mental capacity and loyalness to matrix 4. E-or is dark haired brunette like myself and it is about shoulder length. With a very comfortable voice to talk to, she is at the 5th of heights.

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The Forensic bio.:

Forensic is defined as "The outcasted one".

Shampoos bride to be, Forensic, has sandy brown hair. She is shy, quick, has nice legs and an even nicer pussy. She is to be making love but not sex with myself, shampoo, to create a daughter named Seven.

Forensic is older and more stable then the younger people in the matrix and is very obsessive which is an integral asset to myself. It is of critical importance that she remains in lust and in love, and compulsive with the requirement of me. This turns me on like a stereo. She has a pretty voice and unattractive parents.

Forensic makes me shy to even move one millimeter if within the presence of her in bed. The Neuro-sex is hot, even faking it isn’t faking it. We did it twice in a row one time and would have came 3 times if I wasn't busy working (seducing) with someone else, like Imbol (I think… I have too many female friends to recall but the 3rd was a charm with whomever it was.)

Our hopes and wishes for myself and Forensic are to be abandoned on a deserted island and to spend a long, long time in a place like Tahiti making a baby or making love as usual.

Forensic has a heart of gold and a soul of diamond (if it were to be that souls exist).

The net worth of Forensic to myself, shampoo, is 4 red roses anytime and

Her "gross worth" (lol) is a common law marriage with a big prenuptial agreement. The legal marital service procedure will follow a dance in a studio hall in a Matrix 4 building. The dance and Champaign event will include a professional M.C. which would be none other than myself. It will be a discrete showing for the people of matrix 4 and other people that Forensic or I decide to invite which may be family. “Stand by me” will be played for forensica and “Lady in red” will be played for me, or wait… maybe that’s vice versa. :)

Our vows are to sleep together every night on schedule and to create living life and raise it to become intelligent. We have both future-seen our daughter, Seven, and we will attempt to make this girl out to be a fine woman in time.

Forensics real name is Margaret. She is 23 years old and she is often outcasted to a certain degree by the other females of matrix 4 due to jealousy and envy and this at one time resulted in electric shock treatment for the "cat fights" that occurred. The electric shock treatment was safe, lasted 2 seconds and was used on a section of the pubic area of the women involved in the clash between shampoo and “conditions” (forensic) :).

1 night in about 5 months we found it hard to have sex, since we were at a love loss. We finally agreed at that point that our engagement would be severed and we would be apart in a loving relationship, but still be partners in the matrix. This was short lived by approximately 12 hours once we realized that we had a beautiful child named Seven to make. Time went on for yet another 12 hours and then we were neuro-fucking again.

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Many people have seen UFO's or claim to have been abducted by aliens. These and other paranormal things like remote viewing and psychic abilities are programs of the people whom administrate the universe and to be even more specific the “Matrix-like” network of Earth.

Some people whom have been control guided in their vehicles have been told that it is the CIA, NSA or British intelligence doing the guiding, when in fact it was the system operators of the Earth matrix. If you have ever received communication in your mind much like thought that is without a warm (microwave) feeling on your head, then you are not talking to any government on Earth or aliens in space - you are talking to people that administrate the reality generator of Earth. These people tell blatant lies and are often torturing people on Earth. It is inhumane. Aliens within the universe that we could observe with the hubble space telescope do not exist. The universe is absent of life of all forms except for on Earth. Military and Intelligence officials will also tell you that aliens do not exist (meanwhile they are probably thinking that they communicate with them via various numbers like 441 or 164 for “the greys” etc.). There is, in reality, no cover-up about alien life, because there is no alien life. The officials that administrate the universe probably told places like the Pentagon to keep the information they received secret or else there would be a war from aliens or something similar. I advise all people believing in aliens or people talking with aliens to start a war of defiance of the aforementioned lies and other lies and to understand that the reality operators of Earth are stating falseness that people in almost all cases would believe. The system operators do not want many people, or even one person for that matter to know of anything beyond the "big bang" or what created it. In reality, Earth matrix operators are racist, jealous and envious of human life, since humans on Earth have increased complex computational logic and are more superior than the system operators. Human life on Earth is programmed to be more complex than the reality it is based upon. UFO’s are simply holograms in the sky and are operating to convince people that there is more life than Earth in the universe and that we are not alone. This is done mainly for higher than Earth government reasons, to control society and for observation of highly knowledgeable and intelligent people.

In reality, if aliens ultimately did visit Earth, they would need food and resources and parts to fix their ships and everyone would know of the glorious moment in time when they came :)

This is a plea for all lies, torture and incorrectness to stop from the people that created the reality that we live within. They would help intelligence agencies with false names, pictures, altered states of vision and senses to see that they exist when in fact they live from within a different life form and style of body. A word of advice: do not believe everything that you see or hear about aliens or the government, when in reality the governments are being told the same lies that I was told and are probably being lied to, restricted and/or tortured in much the same way. The governments are innocent of this force for the most part but may assist it somewhat in fear of what would be done if they did not.

The firm truth is that I have defied belief and orders from what I thought was the government, aliens and system operators of Earth my whole entire life and I have never been killed - just bothered to a high degree in my mind.

Peace and prosperity to computer expansion at the CIA and NSA amongst other agencies or militaries around the world which may have been told to keep things low key by false names and images from unknown people which are declared as the Earth matrix administrators.

This message is keeping it real.

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Imagine one communications satellite between Canada and Britain that connects both countries with lasers that are so small that the lasers could be the size and voltage of a laser found in a portable compact disc player. The lasers transmit a digital signal from a satellite that is received, analyzed and understood after being viewed by a telescope on Earth. The reverse process could happen (with a telescope receiver in space) and would lead to extremely fast, multiple direction data communications in space to interconnect Earth to space and space to Earth. The ideal process would be to have a transmitter and receiver on the same satellite and to have a transmitter and receiver at each terrestrial base station to save space. This communications technology would work excellent to interconnect communications satellites in space at the speed of light. Data communications between satellites in space would be flawless in both transmitting and receiving modes. Problems could occur for information transmission to and from Earth. For instance: if there was cloud cover, the satellites and ground stations would have to route information to different locations for quality information transmission. The beam of light would not be seen by the naked eye on earth and would not produce light pollution. This mode of communications is faster than all current satellites that use radio frequencies to transmit signals which is much slower than the speed of light. This method of data transmission is faster than fiber optic networks on Earth that use relays and repeaters which slow data transmission times down and create latency. This technology was invented by Shampoo.

There is a fruitful idea that I have invented which is an Internet sperm bank auction where people can see a photograph of the sperm seller as well as a photograph or possibly even several photographs of the offspring from the sperm provider (if he has any offspring). The client could then select and place a bid on any available sperm from any specific seller to receive a child that will look similar to what the sperm provider looks like and what the female purchaser looks like. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have invented superior data compression that is vastly superior to any other data compression available on Earth. This data compression algorithm uses word or data set matching and backwards word or data set matching and much more: such as diagonal, forward and reverse word or data set matching - much like a crossword puzzle. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have invented a combined chess and checkers board. This board will allow the playing of both games within the same board. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have invented the concept of a multicast device (all information sent is the same for all people receiving it) that allows everyone on Earth with a receiving station to receive the same information digitally. The same information is downloaded to all receiving stations on a hard disk and then can be selectively viewed. Information could be the latest news that is available and could be viewed, reviewed or not viewed under a user-based selection system similar to the way you would view cnn.com on the internet. After a period of 1 hour, all news and information is updated on the device that is receiving the signal. This device would be democratically administrated so that people could vote on what they wanted to see most or least on these information receiving devices. Information on these devices could be music, video, images, text and would most likely be a combination of all of these. The receiving device would be comparatively like seeing the news on television while being able to replay it anywhere in the broadcast for up to 1 hour. You could read the latest sports scores, review the weather and much more. This device is controlled by the population that votes. It will be able to provide anything that people want to see or hear from it. This device provides the worlds highest freedom when it comes to broadcasting. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have proceeded to create a ISO standard (International standard) for resource dedicating on computers to switch operating systems with the press of a button using multi-threading busses to have the multiple operating systems simultaneously running on the same computer. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I also have invented a process for creating a rock inside of a computer, one that all of the people in the world could artificially engrave in a tombstone-style text whatever they wish. If built, this rock would enable all people on Earth to store one paragraph or more worth of information that would be permanently stored on the computer. The information stored would outlive the person whom engraved the rock because the rock would be of a 0.8 micron process with 500,000 transistors in the space of a 486 Central Processing Unit. A 486 Central Processing Unit actually has over 800,000 transistors. My design would be more reliable than a 486. Some people may think that a 0.8 micron process is too slow - this is incorrect if it is a 1024 bit or higher processor, then it could do more in increased volume than a smaller processor. The processor would last many hundreds of years and this is why the space shuttle uses similar technology - where failure is not an option. The information engraved in the rock which is purple and blue and marble-like and is black in some areas where the operating system blocks out information that a person may chose to remove from the rock. The information people place on the rock is permanent. Data is stored in the style of something similar to a Nintendo video game cartridge which is Read Only Memory (ROM) and will almost certainly last many lifetimes before failure. The rock is rectangular and information within it could be searched through or zoomed in and out of viewing range. The rock would cost based on the price of data storage media. For instance: an 80 GigaByte hard disk can hold 80 billion characters of information - this would give every single person on Earth approximately 13 characters of information on the rock for about $50 worth of failure prone storage like a personal computer hard disk. The design intentions are to make the rock outlast 10's of lifetimes before repair, to be redundant in all ways and last for eternity. The rock is for love letters, poems, eulogies and anything at all. This rock is free and will remain free and will never cost monetary values to use the contents of it or place information on it. Light from the fiber optic inter-connects would be magnified and sent to solar panels and then that energy would be used to power the system. It would be electrically efficient. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have invented a Central Processing Unit design that allows failed components of the Central Processing Unit to be replaced without replacing the entire Central Processing Unit. The massive Central Processing Unit would be in a grid-like pattern and each failed quadrant of the grid could then be replaced with a new quadrant. The primary failure prone areas such as the Floating Point Unit and system Cache is designed to run on the outside of the core Central Processing Unit. Beneath the primary failure prone construction resides the backup infrastructure. Once a failure is detected the processing moves closer to the Central Processing Unit. What results is a faster computation during a failure. This schematic would allow many layers of redundancy with many higher levels where the highest level is the one that gets re-routed to a layer closer to the Central Processing Unit during a failure and then, if there was a subsequent failure, the level beneath it (which is closer to the core part of the Central Processing unit) is activated. Failed modules such as the Floating Point Unit and system Cache could be replaced while the system is running and then would be engaged to compute information. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have immense plans for creating artificially intelligent people within a large computer called a reality generator and I am currently within the study of intelligence. I can not afford the computer that is required to demonstrate all of the physics and reality that Earth has within a computer to create life within it. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

My invention of a reality generator would contain routable, addressable and combinable molecules and atoms. An example would be: any selection of Oxygen molecules could be combined into 3 molecules of Oxygen which would then produce Ozone. For instance: this system would allow the selection of a quadrant like a sphere of any size in any particular location within the reality generator and could then provide the capabilities to change the atomic or molecular structure within the selected region in the world that resides within the reality generator. Any atomic or molecular volume which could be air within this sphere could be changed into a ball of water or any other available atomic or molecular property that this reality generator will compute within the operating system. Inside of this artificial world, all molecules and atoms could be routed anywhere within the world inside of the reality generator by the system operator in real-time. I would allow all of the people living inside of this reality generator to have the power to to move molecules or atoms to their requirements, interests and to feel more comfort - such as routing warm air around a person that is feeling cold. Gravity or any portion of physics inside of this system could be controlled on a subatomic or submolecular grid-like system and on a level that could be continuously adjusted. This gravitational system could allow any portion of the artificial world(s) to have selected gravity, including zero gravity or the opposite of gravity at any place or altitude within the artificial world. My reality generator would be more superior than the reality produced on Earth. Most of the features of my reality generator are not available for citizens of Earth in the reality that we live amongst. Research has been made by myself with regards to how people see and how emotion alters senses and effects the central nervous system. I have done extensive research on how people become sentient and become amused. I am willing and able to emulate most if not all of the reality we are living within with little or no help to create living people within the massive reality generator I intend to build. I wish to perfect reality to the point so that it is full featured to an increased amount compared to Earth for the things living within the computer. The power subsystem would be similar to the rock inside of a computer. All aspects of physics within the reality generator would be tweakable and adjustable on a subatomic level anywhere within the “grid”. The world within this grid could be viewed by a set of virtual reality glasses and could be used to communicate with a microphone to the artificial intelligence beings or people from Earth using the resources inside of the machine. There will be no interface to outside powers or forces beyond Earth for people to be able to have access to operate the reality generator built here on Earth created only by the people of Earth. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have invented a dating or friend finder program where everything is anonymous and discrete unless the user chooses to make themselves not anonymous. This program will allow people to rank people in terms of attractiveness and will allow them to speak of common interests and all of this would be listed for each person. You can secretly tell someone a message without providing a photo of yourself – like if you were a secret admirer. This program will allow people to select their preferences with the person that they are interested in and then a match could be made if all of the conditions look good. A cyber romance could be obtained or a real life romance could be obtained.

I have invented a sport that is called pick put. This sport is ideal for anyone to play. The object of the game is to throw a 10 pound weight with feet firmly not moving on the ground or thrown from behind a line. The method of the game is to throw the weight twice. Feet must be behind the approximate center of the weight where the weight lands after the first throw for the second throw to occur. The winner of the pick put game is the person with the longest distance thrown measured after the 2 throws. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I have invented a water control system that is usable in all water faucet applications, such as bathroom showers and in kitchen sinks. This system ensures that the water that exits the water tap is at the accurate temperature that you desire. This is accomplished by transferring all of the hot water that is remaining in the water pipe(s) after being used to be transferred to waste or sent back to the hot water heater, therefore allowing the hot water pipe(s) to stay chargeless of cool or cold water in the hot water line(s). Then, a computer controlled thermostat would mix cold and hot water to any degree variation to the exact temperature requirements of the user before the water exits the valve during the time before the valve is controlled to open via the computerized thermostats' calculation of proper temperature when the precise temperature has been achieved. If a person enters a shower and "dials in" 85 degrees of water temperature, then the water that is released onto the person would not be any degree cooler or warmer than 85 degrees. This eliminates cold shower entries which are uncomfortable. It also eliminates the need to set the shower dial for warm or hot water and then having to step outside of the shower for a moment to not get drizzled with unbearably cold water due to the hot water transmission lines not being charged with hot water with user selected temperature controlled water flow. The water that exits the water flow control system would be automatic disbursement via the use of a computer controlled servo. There would be no need to turn a handle or knob for the water to flow once it has reached the desired temperature. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

I found a law bug: The police say: Any information you provide can and WILL be used AGAINST you in the count of law. This is illegal to say. Against can mean incrimination information or it can mean supplementary information. For instance: To side with the defendant and to help him/her win a case in the count of law. If you are police and do not supply information to the defendant's benefit after stating you will provide information to be used with the defendant's case, then you have the right to remain silent and are then not providing the "AGAINST" information and must state so. -- Shampoo.

Everything that I have invented is just in thought and is not produced for lack of money. These inventions are property of myself and are to be patented, copyrighted and trademarked under my name: Shampoo.

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What follows is a brief portion of my study.

Where are people going to go?

Perspectives are to be directed to their intelligence and these and other perspectives are gathered from knowledge (memory storage). After this, priority levels are then set by the intelligence and the best response is computed. After this calculation has been completed, the people know where the most logical route to go is. People are going to go where their intelligence (that gathers the input from their senses and their knowledge) calculates the most important and most logical journey to venture on to.

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People are going to go where a computerized and researched ordeal (which could be a dilemma that they know of) that advises them where to go within their own intelligence. For instance: if 2 objects reside in front of you and are separated by an arms length; your intelligence will compute a pathway and potentially more than 1 pathway to navigate towards. The direction that you could travel could be in the middle or around the left or right of the 2 objects or in any other orientation based on what your intelligence feels is the best selection. -- January 12th, 2003 by Shampoo.

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What is pleasure?

Pleasure occurs when your senses understand a stimulation that interests and soothes the senses. Pleasure is a good feeling that can alleviate your senses and thought processes from things. Too much pleasure could result in having a difficult time maintaining attention to the important things in life. It is very enjoyable to feel pleasure and pleasure is what most people would prefer to experience while living. Pain can be pleasure in some cases. For instance: many people experienced pleasure during war even while being in pain as they fought for what they felt was honorable and of paramount importance. -- January 12th, 2003 by Shampoo.

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How do people do and see?

People do and people see but do people know by doing and seeing or does their intelligence understand what is sensed it to be known knowledge? It is all senses and your intelligence that will do and see and control what you do and see. It is your doing and seeing that will let you know and develop knowledge with the assistance of your intelligence to filter and manage the database and knowledge within the brains of people. People doing and seeing are always doing things to create load on the machine that is the universe. Some people think that doing more than one thing at once is impossible, but have you ever talked to someone while driving in a vehicle while being the driver - or - patting your head and rubbing your abdomen? -- January 12th, 2003 by Shampoo.

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What is intelligence?

Intelligence is sentient logic that functions similar to a spider that computes various channels of input and output. Intelligence selects and transfers information that is knowledge while permitting a fluctuation between senses (or sources to be managed by the intelligence within the mind). Intelligent people have some or all senses as the main source for computation to form what is to be considered knowledge. Intelligence can also edit the knowledge within the mind and then correct the potential incorrectness in most cases. In some cases, even after being well-informed several hundred times, a person may still continue to say or compute things incorrectly, as their intelligence has not taken the time to create the update of acquired knowledge. For instance: My mother has called kool-aid "freshy" for her entire life. After several thousand times of myself explaining to her that the drink she is serving me is named "kool-aid" and that freshy went out of style 20 years ago, she still calls it freshy. Limited intelligence will often lead to this scenario. People like this have such a low intelligence level that they probably do not know how or want to use a computer or the internet and are probably disliked by many people. These people most likely have a mental illness history. -- January 12th, 2003 by Shampoo.

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How people remember things.

When people understand topics, they develop memory in relation to those topics and their intelligence can understand the memory. Memory is when the intelligence of people understands that their knowledge is of significant importance and when people remember things they understand the things that they know of within their memory. People have to remember things to understand all of their knowledge to be absolute. People need to wonder about things. When people wonder about things, they develop knowledge that they did not have prior to the intellectual stimulation that is inquisitive and deep enough to allow more knowledge to flourish within the mind. People have to talk about things and/or understand things with repetitive or vivid thought patterns to remember things of high priority. Issues that pertain to something with significant importance or knowledge are things that people remember vividly. People remember interesting things or things that pertain to success or survival and in all cases a lot of the remaining things that people remember are instinct related and programmed into the mind. People understand that important things are a requirement to remember. People must remember things to understand things at a different time. People have to know things so that they can remember things within the mind. People have to make sure that some or all of the important knowledge that is to be remembered is full of wisdom so that the person can then do intelligent things and create new and previously non-existent thought patterns. People have to talk about things so that other people can remember the things that were said. When people hear things or understand things being said with repetition, then people will have a more vivid recollection of the knowledge and then people will have better memory. In order for many people to remember things, people need to talk with people about what they know and then those people who understood the provided knowledge can allow the information or news to propagate abroad for different people to know within a society. -- January 12th, 2003 by Shampoo.

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What is religion?

Religion did its job for many thousands of years with regards to keeping societies safe from crime and misbehavior. Now that police agencies exist, religion is not for the people of Earth. Police agencies presently keep people safe. In most and possibly all cases, police keep people safe more than religion. It would be wise to take what you know about being a good person as aquired from a religion and apply that to your own personal ethical laws. This is not required and people should not see anything real about a god inscribing the information about commandments or other variations of necessities that a religion promoted you to abide by. These commandments and other such religious requirements were created by computer and reality administrators. I am not implying that people need to live and abide by any or all commandments or other such scripture, but it is common courtesy to be a good person rather than a bad person. You shall feel comforted that you do not have to explain yourself or pronounce your problems or disclose your disobedience to anyone other than whomever you wish. This will certainly not be god, and will certainly not be myself as I do not have the time to hear many people. I mainly can only hear my core set of tightly nit intelligence officials. It should be noted that the law must be kept and people need to abide by the legal system.

Religion was created by the people that created the universe. Before religion, there was chaos and no law. An inception of law was needed. In primitive times, religion was a sufficient but not complete solution to the problem of chaotic states of civilization without law. In modern times such as today, religion is not required because of police and law enforcement agencies.

Religion in some instances is concerning people because they do not know what is the complete and proven truth with regards to their faith. Religion procreates people to fear the last day of living. People need to believe in what they know of to be the absolute truth and not what a religion tells them about the many possibilities which are not real with regards to life and death and how to behave while alive. Death is not the same as what people are being told by religious leaders. When you are deceased - it is as simple and as complex as being shut off. -- January 12th, 2003 by Shampoo.

To all religious people:

God does not exist and everyone must kill the idea of god and the ideas that will convince them that god exists or will exist. People will consume their lives thinking of god and will die with no after-life and will have nothing to show for their belief. There is no good or bad people or any assortment of after-lives and people will simply die in time thinking that there is. If someone prays then they must stop praying because they worship lies. Everyone has to stop telling lies and they need to stop communicating with a god or in some cases multiple gods that never has nor ever will respond or be existent inside or outside of the computer which is the universe and will never pronounce itself as being real, which would be impossible due to the fact that god or gods do not exist. People thinking that there are powers beyond the capabilities of the computer that controls Earth and manages all human life which is android based and artificial intelligence need to cease and desist doing things that people think are holy or evil. People need to stop seeing things that are unreal. People need to destroy what is unreal that a religion provides in text and in worship buildings. It is advised by myself M.C. Shampoo that with all of the immaculate powers and life within all living things in all places, that all people condemn religion and religious leaders. God is already dead in most peoples minds within society whom are considered agnostic or are aware of the differences and anomalism with regards to multiple religions and "many possible gods". People need to follow the direction of the majority of people in this society that do not believe in a fantasy about nothing more than someone, something or some place that does not exist within the universe or beyond. It is fundamental that people stop thinking about holy things or living spiritually in clouds. When deceased, people do not even see light when they die. When people die, they are dead just like an insect being killed with a fly swatter and there is just darkness and nothing more. It should be noted that religion is mind control by the people that operate the universe and was designed to calm, control and police societies to prevent war and crime in ancient times before police agencies existed. However, in modern times religion and many religious variations simply causes war. Nobody should worship or understand religion to be more than a primitive form of police. There is no such thing as eternal life and that is why we are mortal. We are also mortal so that we value life and cherish the time that we are alive for. Life is started and the life form knows nothing other than what is pre-programmed. This is called instinct. These people begin life as nothing and end life as nothing, so in essence, during life people are nothing due to the fact that what surrounds them is nothing.

It took more than 1 person to create the internet, in fact, it took 10's of millions of people to create it. It is only logical to think that it required a division or a government department to create each and every type of tree, fern or other plants that exists on this planet. Imagine the work and people required to create the periodic table of elements or an intelligent being.

People sometimes think thinking that it is strange to believe in a "Fire god" or "Earth god", isn't it the same strangeness for a person within the faith of Catholicism or a derivative of Catholicism to believe in a "father who art in heaven"? I would certainly think so - the story, the "holy" bible, sounds far too much like a problematic mind control schematic to me to me. Nowhere does a religion pronounce who or what created god(s) and since we are of a sentient and intelligent nature as humans, everything we think of and do is a computation - this is proof that we are a program within a computer. In ancient times people did not understand the concept of a computer so they were delivered a religion to preach to others about. The people whom created reality for humans on Earth were created themselves by people that were exterior to their world and were inside of another computer as well. The root of reality that created the first intelligent thought is unknown by myself after 3 years of intensive study, but, what I can tell you is that it is certainly not what created the universe which is a massive waste of system resources and contains no intelligent life whatsoever other than in our own star system called the Sun.

Now; lets move on to Jesus Christ. Prior to the life of Jesus people feared religion and feared god to an excessive level compared to after the death of Jesus. Jesus was a bug fix in the code of religion approximately 2000 years ago to allow people freedoms and rights to sin, since, supposedly, Jesus died for everyone's sins. If there was no Jesus and there was no bug fix and savior game played on Earth, then 90% of the population would live a life for god. My question to you is this: Why even live a second of your life for something you do not know anything about other than clouds, vapor and sperm injected into Jesus' Mother Mary by a beam from a system administrator whom administrates the universe and manages societies. -- January 27th, 2003 by Shampoo.

Countries that are Catholic based like Protestant religions have a massive economy because they do not spend 7 days a week worshiping like in other countries without the "bug fix" (a savior).

Saviors = freedom, economy, more time, and a stable system for people doing whatever they wish whether it be good or bad and it allows them to "throw the book away" and not give a damn about sin or being improper. These countries, cultures, societies or whatever you may call them that have a savior are the most potent societies in the world. The savior thing is outdated and should be known as simply a "boost" for all of the aforementioned benefits of not living in sin while having a savior. With a savior people spend less time dwelling on being perfect or abiding by a religion and they also spend less time or no time at worship places like churches.

If religions were to collapse and all of the trillions of dollars were given to me that religions possess that are used in inept ways to build more worship places, then I would donate trillions of dollars to The United Nations and in particular UNICEF to fund world peace and provide clean food, water, medicine and adequate housing to all people in every 3rd world county. I would also donate trillions of dollars to the World Wildlife Fund to built Zoo’s and sanctuaries for extinct species to hopefully be brought back to this planet. -- Writtenby Shampoo.

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How does shampoo plan on providing people to sense and live within an A.I. machine?

To be honest it is based on how we, as humans on Earth, sense and live to be incorporated into the system code much like an enhanced emulator of the reality that we see, feel and experience. This is part of my study of creating Artificial Intelligence. What makes people sense is nerves or nodes as they may be called that are accessed by varying intensity levels that forward information to the “brain” or core logic as it is to be called. This communication with the core logic will permit the perception of, for instance, a hand being placed on a table. The intensity levels for how much force is placed on the table is sent to the brain.

People sense and know what they have sensed because of the acquired knowledge pertaining to what was sensed. For example: You know the smell of a skunk because your core logic knows of the reaction that your central nervous system and ultimately your body makes, which could be a strange face or gesture as soon as you smell it and that unique gesture is the knowledge of the skunk smell. Senses that are varied in quantity and intensity in different ways are how we interpret all that is to be sensed from any sensory standpoint.

People seek comfort. It calms the nerves and deactivates the stress (formerly mentioned as intensity levels) placed upon the nerves (or nodes) that people have. This happens to all people whether being a human on Earth or to people in a reality generator as living beings created by the people of Earth and residing amongst Earth. It would be much harder to sleep on a bed of nails rather than on a bed with a quadruple eggshell cushioning mattress inclusive with soft cotton sheets and a satin comforter. In comfort, your central nervous system is distant and muted from your mind so that you can relax and evidently sleep and “priority down” on the reality generator. Wouldn’t you say? :)

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How would shampoo incorporate genetics inside of the reality generator to create offspring from 2 beings that are different?

First, there would be specific genetic levels (seen as a scaled bar graph) for each aspect of life forms within the reality generator, such as hair color, eye color etc. The differences would be compared on this scale and merged to create a being that is “in between” what the mother and fathers’ genetic makeup is. There would be an offset of course so that all children born would not look exactly like their siblings. This would be a computerized random offset. The UNIX program named “diff” would be something that could compare the differences amongst the parents’ genetic makeup in this matter or something similar. A bar graph is not needed unless genetic makeup is to be observed in a pretty way. The genetic properties would be managed by numbers for each property of uniqueness amongst the beings. For instance, if the fathers’ hair color is dark brown (this could be named as 3) and the mothers’ hair color is blonde (this could be named as 1), then the calculation for the offsprings’ hair color would be something close to a light brown. (of course the genetic output for the new life form would be 2 for hair color).

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How do people work?

By arranging things in a systematic way according to their boss or job requirements using their intelligence. The customer could and in most cases always is the boss.

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Why do people get the fuck out?

1. Because of disgust with their surroundings - like being bored with what is available to experience.
2. Because of a necessity to do something else, like to go and get food or use the washroom.

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A short philosophy that holds true as constructed by Shampoo.

“If it is done then it is complete. If it is done then it is done. If it is not done then it is completely done. If it is thought of, then the construction is complete and it is done and fully furnished.

If this is hard for you to follow please understand that “what will be within time is what will be done and completed”. For instance: all things will be developed for consumer consumption in the future until the end of time. You will soon find out that all things will be computed in time and be done because all things are bound to be thought of or have been thought of and will be constructed” – Kevin Nadeau in March of 2003.

Thank you for your time to read this message.

Which came first? The chicken or the egg? Answer: The chicken came with the egg. :) -- Shampoo.

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Document revised at 11:24 PM on April 3rd 2003.

I had a dream that I was part of the Special Forces - except I worked for the Ford Motor Company.

Oh, and...

i've been spending time the last few days trying to capture my two daughters in the morning. i am the one (95%) of the time that gets up with the kids, which is ok with me, usually, because it's time alone with them, and my wife really values her sleep.

But one of the things that the kids and I do most frequently, after we eat/coffee/bathroom/juice cup is to put on a CD. Quite often it's Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA". I'm trying to capture on my digital camera (video & still) how great the baby dances to it. It's like a combination of the funky chicken meets gangsta meets ballroom dancing.

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And in other news, this morning, mbfax.com sent me 25 e-mails, offering to sell me "erotic art reproductions".

merlot. mondavi. goodness. and we talked about chokers on #everything. mmm...fun.

picture day for my oldest daughter tomorrow.

I'm in Boston right now - Slashdot is for an award by MIMC. It's Massachusetts Interactive Media Council thing, and up for an award in the Community area. Not a big deal, but it was nice to see some Everythingians last night. Cahla and the gang was good to see, and I was surprised to see some of the NYC krewe up there.

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so, i managed to lose my glasses last nite, while we had a couple friends over. i'm wearing my old pair of glasses, which makes it possible for me to do things like drive. but wearing them has given me a massive headache. grrr.

prepping for my california trip. which means using the t1 to harvest any images and everything that i might want to take with me. oh, and do the massive amounts of updates to the systems, and make sure i have a game for the flight. flying is nice though - it's a time that is offline, no one can reach me, and i can't reach anyone. feels good sometimes.

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